5 for the evil of raping childhood memories. 5 for shitty porn actors taking themselves too seriously. 5 for this reeking of gay porn. And 1 for not even giving me the hint of a semi.
The only competent part of this are the marketers who realized that all the ironic dudes watching the trailer are only going to care about the semi-famous male porn stars doing semi-ironic roles, and just sort of off-handedly (ho ho ho) mentioning the females at the end.
They've already made 'Home Improvement,' 'Fresh Prince' and 'In Living Color' XXX parodies. At this point they're so far down into the abyss with these ideas that it wouldn't surprise me if they came out with a 'Punky Brewster' or 'Gimmie a Break!' XXX parody.