|The Mothership |
yes sweetie, we all know what your family stands for now.
Also, love the high and tight you prick.
Because two things that go hand-in-hand are gay sex and unwanted pregnancy.
This is easily the most retarded presidential race I've ever seen.
This report leaves out some later developments about this douche canoe's antics:
- He did this after reading articles he "researched" on the internet.
- He didn't like the fact that Michelle Obama is the honorary leader of the girl scouts (just like every other First Lady, but "facts" are for commies, I guess).
- He's putting his girls into some even MORE Christianized "scout" like organization, because there's nothing like using your kids as political tools.
- Other Republicans announced they're withdrawing their signatures from supporting the girl scouts, since the bar for crazy just got lowered.
This is what happens, GOP, when you rely on the religious and/or crazy to be your base.
Girl Scout cookies taste awful. Once again the GOP ignores the real problems with organizations, instead attacking on DERPOCHRIST grounds.
What do they call samoas these days? Because those things are PRETTY GOOD.
Another fine report from Ganja Jane productions.
"Got any sticky icky left?" - Linus Pauling
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Well, it's about time the Girl Scouts did it's intended job. I've been waiting for them to start killing my family for being overheard in unpatriotic conversation about Savannah Smiles.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Another zeitgeist from the dying days of the GOP
"Everyone who doesn't share in or defer to my bigotry and ignorance is a threat."
The real issue is that Republicans despise the Girl Scouts for not having a "Barefoot & Pregnant in the Kitchen" merit badge.
Just another idiot with stupid ideas. When his children turn 18, I hope they never speak to him again and he dies lonely with his stupid wife in a stupid 40 year old trailer.
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