So the non-stop river... it never stops, you say?
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination
I'm going to stick my cock in it.
I would never use a chocolate waterfall at a buffet, there is no sneeze guard in existance sufficient to keep it clean.
Also I would never use a buffet (that isnt chinese)
The first thing I thought when I saw this commercial on TV is how disgusting this thing is going to be once it's been around Golden Corral's teenage staff and white trash customers for a day.
I thought the same exact thing when I watched this commercial for the first time "how the hell do you keep this thing clean??". Unless you have a guard of some sort nearby, and even then I doubt they could prevent multiple dipping and possible phallic entry into the wonderfall.
The subpar porn music used makes this commercial grosser than it would have without it.
My first thought was how the hell do they keep the chocolate from getting all gunked up with bits of whatever is being dipped in it all day long?
Putting in a chocolate fountain is almost like a reminder that theirs has the highest population of filthy urchins running around smearing their disgusting paws all over everything, of any buffet type restaurant.
Someone needs to submit the newest commercial with "actual" customers gushing over new additions to the dipping selection. somehow it turn me off to this thing more than I already was. Plus there's one guy in it that's way to excited to use that thing for his own good...and hes not even fat!
I can't wait to sample all of the airborne dander, dust, bugs and viruses this thing is bound to collect.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I hope you like eating chocolate-covered vermin and garbage, because it'll take less than an hour for this thing to be full of them.
Jet Bin Fever
If you type Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall in Google it suggests adding "Gross" "Unsanitary" "Sanitary" "Germs" and of course "Price".
Nevar Forget Chocholate/Wonderfall
|pressed peanut sweepings |
I'm okay with the idea, so long as I'm the only one allowed to use - no one else is allowed to use it - it's all mine, do you HEAR ME, IT'S ALL MINE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OK I'm done
all are powerless to its siren song:
I and here I am, having already given away my stars. That picture series made my day.
You know what? Let's kill the magic:
"When the bird is seen in a chocolate fountain, this was a fake bird (a real bird was only used for the first part of the scene when Poopsie approaches the fountain, which was a prop). "
"Only Golden Corral would introduce the luciously amazing chocolate wonderfall..."
My thoughts exactly.
My uncle told me my introduction to the Chocolate Waterfall was our little secret.
|Pope Caius |
What a perfect device for poisoning a reasonable amount of this country's undesirables. Not enough to make a real dent in their numbers, but enough to shock the masses out of their idle grazing.
Or just feel the chocolate flow over my nipples for a few seconds. What's the harm?
|Jet Bin Fever |
It's important to note that this is a Wonderfall, not a shitty regular fountain or waterfall... it's full of WONDER! By wonder, of course, I mean germs.
AMERICANS NEED MORE CHOCOLATE! AND FASTER!
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
pepster77 6 months ago
>>I went there to eat the other night and it was the first time I saw this thing. I thought it was pretty cool at first but then some kid, like twelve years old, walked over and hawked one of the biggest loogies I've ever seen in my life right into this chocolate waterfall thing. I was like that's pretty gross kid. Then I went home and had a lot diarrhea that was also the explosive kind.
goldencorral 6 months ago
>>Pepster77, sorry you had a bad experience. Would you mind giving me some details, so I can follow up with the store directly? (date, time of day, and address of the location would be great). Thank you.
in reply to pepster77
Since poetv doesn't have a prime directive:
Blackbelt Jones 1 second ago
>>Dear Golden Corral: This a troll. You should just delete it.
· in reply to goldencorral
I felt sorry for the poor bastards.
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