|Grandmaster Funk |
This is the strangest stand-up venue I've ever seen.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Northern Virginia. It consists almost entirely of the old people who have desks at the pentagon/DC/Gov't contractors and the young people who actually do the work at those places. Anyone left over works at bars and restaurants. For the record, the place fucking rocks.
Yeah, that's why.
I'm starting a petition to require women to officially name their shits and post pictures of them to Facebook before flushing them. I'm reading for that Super PAC money, by golly!
I don't know WHY I'm reading.
|Jet Bin Fever |
You'd think all that talk about transvaginal would get her hot. I mean, she's Republican right?
|wtf japan |
Just some good ole boys, never meanin' no harm.
You can tell they don't really hate women because he made a stupid voice when he imitated people accusing them of hating women.
He kind of sounds like Patton Oswalt, actually. Must be a Virginia thing.
At least she picked a bill requiring doctors to sexually assault their patients before finally giving into the revulsion she must feel at his every touch.
Awesome, he's one of those guys who can't say the word vagina without getting all uncomfortable and/or flustered.
Clearly this man has every right in the world to legislate women.
That was HIGH-larious!!!!!
Virginia's kind of a shithole, isn't it? I've never been there, but that's my impression based on every Virginian I've ever met + various news stories & videos.
"Patton Oswalt - Sterling, Virginia"
All you need to know...
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