|chumbucket - 2012-02-28 |
I'm betting this was their lead story.
WHO WANTS DESSERT
More info from the case and his conviction:
-One of his previous dogs was euthanized because she wasn't spayed and developed an infection in its uterus
-When he adopted the dog in this story he put up a "Just Married" sign on the back of his car
-He put up flyers for a dog-walking service and at least one of his customers suspects he raped their dog
|Monkey Napoleon - 2012-02-28 |
I'm not defending bestiality, but the subtext I took from this story is kind of awful. Like, why not just make animal cruelty a felony? Is it really only monocle-popping when animal abuse involves pumping butts? Does a dog *really* care about the differences between different types of suffering?
|MongoMcMichael - 2012-02-28 |
Get it while it's semi-legal, Buckeye State.
|Chizmurder - 2012-02-28 |
"Also, if you have been looking for animal sex websites, here are a few of the stations recommendations."
Wasn't Beast Forum featured on poe-Red? Never heard of ZooTube or DogTied, though.
Whelp I checked out BeastForum, and yeah, I think it's the one I was thinking of.
Did you know that when asked: "When you penetrate a dog, how fast do you orgasm?", over 10% of zoophiles responding answered "a couple of seconds"? Well, now you do.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-02-28 |
Welcome to the internet Congressman.
|Hooker - 2012-02-28 |
I didn't really want to watch this and didn't, but I enjoyed the four grinning assholes on the top of the website as the video was loading.
|TeenerTot - 2012-02-28 |
I don't think I'll watch this.
I'm a big wuss, but animal cruelty is the one thing that could make me beat the shit out of another human being.
5 stars for evil.
I definitely did not watch it
Animal cruelty is horrible
|EvilHomer - 2012-02-28 |
BEASTILITIST IS A HATE WORD. They prefer the term "dog fucker".
Also, damn you, Dessert. That description made me sad... and the Thundercats made it worse. I'd like to think that after years of Internet I'd become pretty jaded, but Jesus, poor doggies. :(
|Spit Spingola - 2012-02-28 |
Evil enough. Was that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on the bestiality porn site? Holy christ.
|jimmicampkin - 2012-02-28 |
Story/Username synergy. At least, it sounds like the sort of thing a sick fuck would shout out as he approaches the poor animal.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-02-28 |
As fucked up as I find bestiality, I've always wondered why it's okay to enslave, shoot, kill, and eat animals, and even wear their dead carcass after doing so, but when someone fucks one it's suddenly CRUEL AND UNUSUAL JESUS CHRIST.
Also, "WE FIND BESTIALITY DEPLORABLE. HERE IS A LIST OF BESTIALITY WEBSITES WE LOOKED UP AND RECOMMEND TO YOU FOR WITNESSING THIS FILTH FIRST HAND!". Stay classy Buckeyes.
I would think because enslaving, shooting, killing, eating, and wearing the dead carcasses of animals are all things that utilize the animal in a productive way, and the vast majority of people are totally okay with using animals for food and goods since humans have been doing it for millennia.
Raping animals on the other hand not only produces nothing of value (aside from the personal sexual gratification of the animal rapist), but it is a big red flag whenever a person gets sexual gratification from unwilling participants (i.e. the person likes raping).
It's pretty easy to understand.
Vanilla animal abuse is also a big red flag and that usually isn't a felony.
Both kinds should be, I'm saying.
One could partially use the same argument against homosex and sex with contraception.
except for all that explicit consent business
Oh Jesus you really just compared raping an animal, possibly to death, to consensual same-sex relationships.
You did that.
That was a thing you did.
Have you considered running for president? The Tea Party would love your ass.
Ah, but they'd relate to you far more, seeing as you apparently can't read the word "partially".
And FYI, I'm gay. Fuck your mother.
(Just don't shoot, kill, eat, or wear your mother's dead carcass.)
|Spaceman Africa - 2012-02-28 |
Apparently this guy was a furry. Color me surprised.
Maybe if furries want to stop being considered animal rapists, they should stop tolerating animal rapists amongst themselves.
|MacGyver Style Bomb - 2012-02-28 |
I hate local news.
And this is my CBS affiliate.
|memedumpster - 2012-02-28 |
Juan Valdez he ain't.
|mashedtater - 2012-02-28 |
that was a strange list of animals people lost their virginity to. oh man, cats?
|The Mothership - 2012-02-29 |
everything about this is horrible. horrible.
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