White Trash Party Is this Umbrella Cockatoo week on PoeTV? Brings back memories. My mother had one of these. Your eardrums losing is right. This is a happy cockatoo... you don't want to see an angry one.
Dread Pirate Roberts I was two giant cockatoos and I'll train them to be my Attack Cockatoos. Can you imagine how fucking scary that would be?
White Trash Party Yes... I think you could take over small cities with the aid of giant cockatoos.
dead_cat You gave up being two giant city-destroying cockatoos to go be some guy on the internet? MY GOD WHY
THA SUGAH RAIN Oh yeah lady? ::CHOMP:: STICK YOUR FINGER AT ME AGAIN, I DARE YOU.
He has those googly eyes you can buy at craft stores.
Mother_Puncher This is the kind of bird I have. Its like arguing with Bill Oreilly because no matter how much sense you make, it will always be louder
chumbucket Turns his back and just waddles away in silence, like a boss.
Vaidency Cockatoos are great, but anyone who wants one better be patient and a bit hard of hearing.
rustedmutt ...and also prepared to will the bird to a good home after they pass away, because cockatoos can easily outlive their humans.