"..they use it mainly on trolls and on midgets"
So, in conclusion. He had a dream about a girl catching him and running past him and the girl had very long arms. He thinks the reason that girls at the mall won't go out with him because his arms are too short, and he refuses to date any girl who's arms are longer then his. He wishes to make his arms longer because he feels they are too short and longer arms will make the girls at the mall pay attention to him.
I know this is terrible, but I have a weird mental image of him walking up to a random woman at the mall and "Secretly" showing off to her how long his arms are in attempt at true love.
if you look at his account(s), most of his videos are him at the mall calling women over and measuring his arms with them and then having a breakdown because his are shorter. it's still terrrible
Now I don't need to imagine anything at all!
I guess this is as good a time as any to admit this: I share this man's desire for longer arms. I never felt weird about it until now
I share this man's desire for examining women's limbs.
I have longer than normal arms and legs. It's weird looking. I want shorter arms.
|Hugo Gorilla |
I always pretended to be the Thing growing up, not Mister Fantastic.
Your arms only need to be long enough to reach your dick.
|Jet Bin Fever |
You guys are a bunch of freaks with your small arms and legs. You can't run fast or scratch your own back.
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