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SWADDLING SLIPPERY SLOTHS!
This video would likely prove fatal to Kristen Bell.
the plan so far: 1. pray that Kristen Bell has a twitter account 2. link her to this 3. one hr later, find her, introduce self with roses in hand
You can bet dozens of guys are planing that right now.
did you just have a multiple cutegasm pathetique?
Hey now, I'm a lady.
(yes)
And a new fetish is born.
I like this video.
2:06 "That bitch has to sleep sometime. We crawl out of here, track her down & freddy kreuger her."
I would pay money to see a movie where someone was tracked, chased down, and freddy krueger'ed in painstakingly slow-motion.
I should probably specify that the antagonist is the one moving at sloth-like speed. everyone else is normally-paced.
"Sebastian's naked body is then smothered in Judy's special recipe."
awww barff
I'm gonna be a sloth when I grow up.
Then teach me how!
ALF?
Slothmilk.
is very hard to come by
My eyes just increased to about 500% their normal size.