Working the stiffness out of the kittens.

http://www.vidmax.com/video/6752/Two_girls_compete_with_each_other _in_the__quot_puss_smack_quot__competition/

I just attempted this with my cat. The experience lasted .2 seconds before he gave me a look like I've gone criminally insane and then hid under a chair. Speaking of chairs, that thing behind him is hideous.

Now I know why Ian Curtis killed himself. What a visionary.

So, let me put things in perspective:

I - and presumably, the rest of you - just watched a paunchy middle-aged man in a somewhat... questionably decorated apartment slapping his two Siamese cats to the sound of Joy Division.

This should be posted as a warning to all new users on the internet. "If you plan on spending a lot of time here, be prepared to see things like this."