"Every year thousands of baby seals are clubbed to death by Canadian fishermen. You can help."

In the lower 48 going clubbin' means drinking and having to listen to Kesha's shitty music. To us Alaskans going clubbin' involves a baseball bat and young marine mammals.

This is my favourite moral outrage thing. Nobody ever explains why seal hunters do this, so the subtle implication is that people club baby seals because it's just an awesome fun thing to do.

no 'vocal fry' tag?

I can barely listen to this fucking bitch.

I wonder if she's also interested in boycotting all the child-labor-manufactured fashion she wears for all her stupid shit.

Why do people give such a shit about seals anyway?

I'm going to boycott shitty pop trends. Please help me.

It's really inspiring how she just kind of trails off at around 0:41, like she had dozed off in the middle of recording and nobody cared enough to wake her up for another take.

Ke$ha, you are not Sarah McLachlan. There's a reason they chose not to play one of your songs over this ad.

My favorite part is the shot of the fisherman brandishing the baseball bat and running towards the seal in a beserker rage.

Wait, Canada serves seal as a seafood item!?

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What's it taste like?

Ke$ha gets auto five stars.

Like seriously guys... Stop doing that.