Caminante Nocturno - 2012-03-07 You can walk right up to those goats and shoot them in the face, and there's not a damn thing they can do about it.
Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2012-03-07 Can't anybody enjoy their lunch on the tundra these days without baby seals being assholes and dropping humans into their kettles?
Dr. Lobotomy - 2012-03-07 Check out the thick black smoke coming out of the exhaust pipe of that dune buggy at the end.
Sudan no1 - 2012-03-07 It runs on ethanol made from poachers.
Xenocide - 2012-03-07 That whale looks really concerned. Greenpeace and those Whale Wars guys may have failed him, but I'm sure two unsupervised eight year olds and their seal will turn things around.
fulakarp - 2012-03-07 Between this, Ferngully, and Captain Planet, my dad wasn't 100% wrong about them librul cartoons what tried to brainwarsh me.
memedumpster - 2012-03-08 Wow.
The first nine seconds is a lie of Christian proportions. I also like how peace and harmony with nature somehow includes ongoing human dominance.
Jet Bin Fever - 2012-03-08 Animals and man LIVED IN HARMONY and did not threaten each other, EVER. Our ability to digest meats and inability to digest cellulose is merely a coincidence and has nothing to do with millions of years of evolution.
Gojira1000 - 2012-03-08 I'd be in favor of banning seal hunts, except for the screeching lunacy they provoke from protesters and supporters, both. I'd miss that.
Reefer Fez - 2012-03-09 The middle of a tropical jungle is the perfect habitat for an arctic seal.