It's even on David Icke's website. So it must be true!
Are you fucking saying I've been eating cancer on my pizza for 30 years?
These fucking people piss me off. My step-father actually pulled me aside when I first got diagnosed and was like "You know you can just cure it with hydrogen peroxide, right? You just have to..."
Ugh. And for the first few months I regularly had aquintances come by and tell me about some new miracle cancer cure. As if there is only one type of cancer and it can be cured with tea tree oil or changing my pH levels (which is impossible) or what-have-you. Goddamn hippies, I'll take my chemo.
And look, I'm still alive, two years later, blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees.
Also, I saw my fucking tumor. It wasn't white, it was blackish, because it was melanoma.
A good friend of mine had to watch her father suffer even worse than he would have because her crazy brother convinced him that the EVIL medical industry was going to pump him full of poisons just to line their pockets and he'd be way better off using crystals and herbs and magnets and shit to treat his cancer.
Twitch, have you been taking your colloidal silver???????????
This is wrong on so many levels it might possibly be the worst pseudo-medical bullshit in the world next to homeopathy.
H-how.. how is this not an Onion clip?
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