Like a champion!
Pick up of shame.
No, I do NOT need an instant replay, thanks.
|Jet Bin Fever |
|That guy |
"Good start, great start even... don't look at the clock.
See saw, yeah. Tunnels- too easy- way too easy.
Man I'm in the zone.
Ok, pyramid thing- halfway there, stay focused.
AAGH, stupid backtrack tunnel- now I get it- it's like they're so easy you might forget one-OHSHIT I looked at the clock. Why do they face it into that tunnel? Under 26?? Out the turnaround tunnel under 26 seconds??? I..WON..
......but, Ode on a Grecian Urn....
If I win this I can never DREAM of winning it.
Slaloms!? ...Uhnnnkh nnh hh
Yeah, what now audience? It's like Hamlet wrote Notes from the Underground in a single letter. I just took the most insouciant turd of my life.
Here, let me sign it.
...hell with you people."
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
|The Mothership |
That was a pretty large turd that came out of that dog.
The most blunt, yet astute, analysis of dog breeding competitions I've seen so far.
Dog breeding: Create a dog which is equivalent to a standard created by a bunch of people who actually have no idea how a dog works.
This is a really nice obstacle course... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
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