sosage
How about just "GOP"

Cena_mark
That isn't how libertarianism works.

Caminante Nocturno
Libertarianism doesn't work.

Triggerbaby
It works really well if you're rich.

Konversekid
The douchebag bison and the wolves just made a mutually beneficial business agreement.

Also stars for Caminante

EvilHomer
But the business agreement involved the use of coercive force, for collective gain. The bison who got eaten should have been consulted first, and given a profit-sharing option, but instead he was senselessly sacrificed by an overly-entitled bison who believed that covert aggression was a valid method of redistributing life. Thrown into the gaping jaws of the proletariat, all to save the skins of "the many".

He's a socialist bison.

Cena_mark
All I'm saying is that somehow the Randroids took over the libertarian name and have given us the image that libertarian means being selfish assholes. I just want my government a little smaller and less intrusive that's all.

EvilHomer
The irony is that Ayn Rand hated libertarians more than she hated communists.

memedumpster
Patriot bison. That bison was old, unpopular, and hung around too long, dragging down the future of its own offspring, as well as the rest of the young in the herd. That bison was voted out six wolves to one.

FABIO
You know, there's probably a reason we haven't seen TRUE libertarianism yet.

Shoebox Joe
FABIO, find a commune of squatters in a derelict warehouse. There you go.

Shoebox Joe
Wait, I should change that. Find a commune of rapist beatniks living in a community college room.

Bort
I could have sworn we used to live in the Libertarian utopia of the Industrial Revolution. We came to realize it sucked for 99% of the people, and vowed never to go there again.

CrimsonHyperSloth
I always make sure I'm not the slowest person in a group...

Also props to that user name, I just recently caught the Dr. Who episode that character was featured in.

Sphinx
How would you know? Do you demand a 50 meter sprinting contest before going out with people?

hammsangwich
Usually you can gauge someone's speed by, you know, girth.

Simillion
Crimson Hyper-Sloth though he may be, he makes sure only to go out with at least one fatter sloth around.