Anaxagoras Punching this guy in the face would bring me joy. I wonder if Mr. Prosperity could help me attain my dream?
spikestoyiu Spending $40 on a fruit plate doesn't mean you enjoy life more than anyone else or anything of the sort; it means you're a gullible fuck.
American Standard So does this toolbox have a deliciously mortifying backstory or what? I really want to hate him.
I mean, more than I already do.
Syd Midnight He's not a who, he's a what: a confidence man pretending to be a rich man in order to impress some marks. He spent $40 on a fruit plate because some other people gave him that money expecting him to show them how to become as wealthy and successful as he must be since he's such a carefree big spender. It's a classic.
They're just a lot lazier about it nowadays because they can flee to some foreign locale BEFORE talking people out of their money, thereby avoiding any risk of mob justice, tar & feathers, etc.