So Zack's second presentation is even more racist and stereotypical, but because he knows the name of the actual tribe he was descended from and doesn't make any jokes, he's a better person for it? What the fuck, Saved by the Bell? What the fuck? What the fucking fuck's going on?
The amazing thing is that Gosselar has actually become a worse actor over time - if you've ever had the misfortune to come across one of those terrible TNT 'original' series he was in, you'll know what I mean.
Rodents of Unusual Size
The one where he played an army stud who marries a Saudi Arabian princess and she gives up her fortune (FOR LOVE) was pretty atrocious.
If I remember correctly there was also one where he was a rapist. That brings back fond memories of Captain Obvious...
There was one where he went to college with Candace Cameron and raped her. I think it was a Lifetime movie, but that'd be a memorable episode of Full House, for sure.
If that happened her brother Kirk would force her to marry Gosselar as is stated in the Holy Scriptures.
I was thinking of that TNT series where he plays a wacky, flamboyant lawyer alongside Breckin Meyer - dire stuff.
Then there was that other TNT series where he played an idealistic public defender whose facial expressions, when confronted with injustice, resembled less a crusader seething at the unfairness of the system than a ten-year old about to throw a fuss because his mom told him he couldn't do something.
This show was always total shit. Why do people look back so fondly on it, Nostalgia Filter or no?
"Whoa, Tonto. Me gotta question."
What the fuck.
Oh god, that second presentation made me feel ashamed.
Oh god, this fucking show.
It turns out I watched more casually racist shit as a kid than I thought. Great.
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