chumbucket Hell is having her brain transplanted in your skull.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious attack of the redditors


Oscar Wildcat A marriage built to last.

takewithfood Seems a little fake, but stars because I know some people who are just this dumb at math. A former college housemate of mine once asked my best friend and I for help with a math problem that was along the lines of:
"Three large pizzas are cut into 8 slices each. If 3 people share the pizzas equally, how many slices does each person get?"
After wrestling with it for about fifteen minutes she decided that it was impossible because you can't divide 8 by 3. When my friend and I explained that each person gets one full pizza, she looked at us like we were idiots and said "No, asking how many slices, not how many pizzas."
She teaches grade school now.




fatatty It can be a science/math problem yes, just a very easy one.
But if you want to be complicated about it you can do it like this.
Time * Velocity = Distance
t * 80(m/h) = 80m
t * 80(m/h)/80 = 80m/80
t * m/h = 1m
t * (m/h) * (h/m) = 1m * (h/m)
t = 1h
Obviously she should have just done that.

Chalkdust how many miles long is this video?


cognitivedissonance This is why WalMarts are 80 miles apart.

Boxhead I forsee this relationship standing the test of time.

citrusmirakel She keeps breaking, but that's secondary to his overwhelming douchiness. I wish I could give negative stars.

hammsangwich This has to be fake, any sane person smash the car into the nearest bridge embankment going 80 MILES PER HOUR.

chairsforcheap at least he gave her AIDS according to his cough

Caminante Nocturno How would it be any better if this were fake?

Gmork Cute and easily manipulated!

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