Ah tell ya that little ol dang ol Rainbow Dash she's, man, she's somethin' else, with her dang ol' daring do and like tell you what man a little ol' horse with wings ah don't know what dang ol' that's just crazy man n' you got them whatchacall dang ol friendship, man, dang ol' I like to brush their hair, man.

Xenocide gets the stars

Xenocide wins.

Xenocide: a million points of light.

Xenocide.

Actually Bobby would relate most to Pinkie Pie. She's the zany comedian of the group. Hank would relate to Applejack because Applejack works hard, is honest, and sells apples and apple accessories.

Heyyyyy.
You ruined it.

You know who didn't ruin it?

Xenocide.

Indeed. In recognition of his valor, I am naming Xenocide an honorary brony!

Don't cry for me POETV.

You were supposed to have been immortal.

The epic of Cenamesh and Enkibrony.

I didn't know who to give my stars to, memedumpster or Xenocide. I dedicate them to you both.

All it lacks is Hank's 'BUAAAAHH'.

"Hank, you should be supportive of Bobby. This horse show has a lot of positive messages."

"Peggy, that brony ain't right."

Bobby must be some sort of Bizzaro-Autistic, then, because he has never been interested in anything for more than 30 minutes (23 without commercials.)

Considering Dale Gribble is genuinely schizophrenic, and John Red Corn is obviously deeply delusional as well, it's a wonder Joseph can do anything at all. Bobby will get straightened out pretty well when he joins the Army, since he's basically Cotton Hill, although the running motif of Cotton's backstory is that all of his war stories contradict each other and all his medals are a lie.

In fact, everybody on this show is a liar. Especially Peggy, WHO MURDERED A MAN IN COLD BLOOD AND TURNED HIM INTO SAUSAGE.

Take that back. The Col. killed FIDDY MEN!

Well, Joseph is half-alien, so his alien genetics keep him chugging along whenever the human side fails.

Actually, Cotton just served in the Pacific, he never was in Europe. They had an episode about that. That said, he did kick tojo's sweet n' sour ass.

Also: Bumpaddle magazine