|The Mothership |
That's right ladies, Jesus loves it when you get all tarted up to see him.
Oh, I love going to see him. He's a great listener, has sick abs, and you should see the way he's hung.
Sometimes I feel like he's a bit judgmental though. He never says anything, but still.
A small chapel with a drop ceiling, recessed lighting and cheap, Velvet-Elvis quality triptych. This sums up the modern Catholic church better than anything else.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Keep your pimp hand strong, JC.
|Corpus Delectable |
Pure evil about pure evil, delivered with unprecedented evil purity.
The date went great, but the sex was *really* awkward.
yeah sure but everyone knows that the second coming is better
Only because it takes so damn long.
I misread the ending text as "Find abortion at a Catholic parish near you" for a second there, and was confused.
Church? On Friday night? Must be one of those "ethnic" religions.
|Innocent Bystander |
Yeah! Who needs human contact when you have pictures? Pictures of Jesus.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
It was really awkward when Jesus came home and was like "oh not you again".
I can't think of anything as funny as the comments already posted. Stars for y'all.
Jesus loves you.
He's just not "in love" with you ...
I guess she chose not to go back to his place.
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