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Best Date Ever

Desc:	Spoiler: not really a date.
Category:	Religious
Tags:	romance, women, Catholicism, white people
Submitted:	pathetique
Date:	03/21/12
Views:	1603
Rating: View Ratings	Register to vote for this video Favorited 4 Times
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Reply to 'IM IN UR MANGER KILLING UR SAVIOR'
When your children ask what the 80s were like, tell them it was like this every day and every night
Sun and Steel
Celery Nose Flute

The Mothership

That's right ladies, Jesus loves it when you get all tarted up to see him.

takewithfood

5 minutes into her date she's on her knees with her mouth open, "accepting the body of Christ".

The Mothership
*****

fatatty

Well that was depressing, until you came along and made it all make sense.

memedumpster

"Let uth prclmth the mythhtry off fthh!"

Konversekid
Invisible retrostars

*****

dek863

Yes

kingarthur

Stars for you.

Also, when did American Catholicism get like this? Granted, no one in my immediate family has attended church for at least 15 years and even then only on Christmas and Easter (and everyone's pretty much an atheist or agnostic now)... but I went to Catholic school as a child and i don't remember it ever being that evangelical. It's scary to me on a cultural level here, guys.

IrishWhiskey

Oh, I love going to see him. He's a great listener, has sick abs, and you should see the way he's hung.

Sometimes I feel like he's a bit judgmental though. He never says anything, but still.

Kabbage

Nice.

Konversekid

http://people.tribe.net/vespertine/blog/c0c15900-e0a7-40bd-b1fd-32 fd480cf5cd

Screwtape

A small chapel with a drop ceiling, recessed lighting and cheap, Velvet-Elvis quality triptych. This sums up the modern Catholic church better than anything else.

Jet Bin Fever

Yeah, I know it's married to Jesus and all, but the church has really let itself go.

Oscar Wildcat

Keep your pimp hand strong, JC.

Toenails

And tell the ho to turn the other cheek.

Corpus Delectable

Pure evil about pure evil, delivered with unprecedented evil purity.

jreid
The date went great, but the sex was *really* awkward.

gambol
yeah sure but everyone knows that the second coming is better

Meerkat
Only because it takes so damn long.

Old_Zircon

I misread the ending text as "Find abortion at a Catholic parish near you" for a second there, and was confused.

Senator_Unger

Church? On Friday night? Must be one of those "ethnic" religions.

Innocent Bystander

Yeah! Who needs human contact when you have pictures? Pictures of Jesus.

Rodents of Unusual Size

It was really awkward when Jesus came home and was like "oh not you again".

TeenerTot

I can't think of anything as funny as the comments already posted. Stars for y'all.

Tripitaka

Jesus loves you.

He's just not "in love" with you ...

chumbucket

I guess she chose not to go back to his place.

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