CrimsonHyperSloth - 2012-03-25 UUARRRGGHHHH, you stupid fuck, stop interacting with it. Give the thing a good hit (a warning shot, not to injure it) so it knows not to approach people. You can see in the body language the coyote is getting more-and-more bold as you let it near you. It's going to harass every person it comes across now because you've made it obvious there is little consequence for trying. It's either going to be shot dead for attacking or injure someone.
jangbones - 2012-03-25 But its so cute and it looks like a doggie!
chairsforcheap - 2012-03-25 yeah exactly. This guy is a grizzly man type obviously, if he owned any domesticated pets nearby he would have just clocked that fucker in the head with his boot and it would be gone for a good long time. There are also other ways of dealing with them that guarantee they NEVER come back!
chairsforcheap - 2012-03-25 a toddler was killed in my neighborhood by one last year
CrimsonHyperSloth - 2012-03-25 They live behind my apartment (we back onto a ravine/river). You can hear them just about every night, I'm really surprised they don't attack.
chairsforcheap - 2012-03-25 i've had at least 4 pets die from coyote attacks, one time i was camping out in northern CT and an entire herd of them ran through us in a campsite... we were all stoned and high and it sounded like a stampede of giddy babies with four legs and murder in their hearts
CrimsonHyperSloth - 2012-03-27 I wish to redirect my stars to the idea of a "herd of giddy babies with murder in their hearts."
Support, how do I make that happen?
Caminante Nocturno - 2012-03-25 Was this footage found on a pile of bloodied clothes and gnawed bones?
This man is a gigantic idiot.
positively - 2012-03-25 You are all just jealous that you didn't get to play with a coyote for 5 minutes.
StanleyPain - 2012-03-25 SOME SORT OF FOUR LEGGED GANG STALKING DRONE SYSTEM WAS DEPLOYED ON ME THIS MORNING AS I ATTEMPTED TO RECORD THE SYNTHESIZED NOISE BEING USED TO AURALLY ASSASSINATE ME PROBE WAS DISGUISED TO LOOK LIKE A COYOTE BUT NORMAL COYOTES *DO NOT* BEHAVE THIS WAY LEARN THE *TRUTH*
Squeamish - 2012-03-25 Five stars for you, good sir.
Shoebox Joe - 2012-03-25 My favorite part has to be when he's letting it chew his foot for what seems like an entire minute.
"haha! It's like a miniature cartoon hobo!"
Jet Bin Fever - 2012-03-25 The only thing you should offer a coyote is a bullet.
Ursa_minor - 2012-03-25 Real men don't shoot Coyotes.
Ursa_minor - 2012-03-25 "You can't hurt me motherfucker...you're beautiful though."