Don't Christians have a book about how to beat children?
These two dumb religions have so much in common, I don't understand why they're not best friends.
tldr; don't just use physical discipline for when they're bad, use it to foster total obedience to you because Jesus said so. With a loving progression of beating implements as they get older
You know it's a great book when it's been used in murder cases against parents who beat their children to death.
Over 670,000 copies have been sold.
plus this book can actually be used to be your child, if you're into being meta
*beat damn it. Although magically you can be your child too, if you're into being metaphysical
WE ALL SLAM FOR ISLAM!
William Topaz McGonagall
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We got a real jam going down
Welcome to the Islam
It's your chance, do your dance at the Islam
|That guy |
I am so enraged by this book that, in the name of atheism, I am going to beat my non-existent wife.
"It's ok guys, you can all be idiots in the name of your god. A winners is you!"
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|Old People |
The first reaction among most POETVers seems to be a moral-relativist comparison with Christianity. Speaking as a liberal, I say that y'all are the sort of pussies who make the rest of us look bad, and you serve as perfect recruiting tools for the Right. Modern Christianity is crappy indeed, but modern Islam is fucking barbaric.
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