|jimmicampkin - 2012-03-26 |
Romantics say that there is a 'one' for every single person on the planet. I hate to bring him up, because it's an obvious observation, but I think Chris-Chan has finally found the 'one'. For the love of god, they MUST NOT BREED.
The number of stars are for the number of times I said 'I see the damn stains already!' out loud.
It'd be supremely funny and a testament to natural selection if they were encouraged to meet and found each other too repulsive.
|Toenails - 2012-03-26 |
|jangbones - 2012-03-26 |
DALE EARNHARDT JUNIOR FAN
|The Townleybomb - 2012-03-26 |
"Thass not pee-- thass squirt!" is the best pickup line I have heard in quite a while.
|viote - 2012-03-26 |
"yue just gotta keep dueing yerself until ya came"
|HarrietTubmanPI - 2012-03-26 |
Is this a deleted scene from Gummo?
|Redford - 2012-03-26 |
I am not quite sure what sort of fatal parse error in parenting would cause a person to act like this over the internet.
|Adham Nu'man - 2012-03-26 |
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
|StanleyPain - 2012-03-26 |
Hot diggity, that's some old school POE red shit right here.
|The Mothership - 2012-03-26 |
oh god why is right. ugh.
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-03-26 |
If nothing else, this is a great step in gender equality. It's hard to see this and say that women can't be just as disgusting as men.
|Blue - 2012-03-26 |
Aww, I'm jealous. I just pee on everything. How does she do it?
|hammsangwich - 2012-03-26 |
It smells like Squirt!™
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2012-03-26 |
I thought science determined that squirt is indeed piss.
Science has determined that in some cases it is indeed piss, while in others it has no fucking clue.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-03-26 |
Evil video of the year.
Seriously, I dare someone to beat this shit.
|Oktay - 2012-03-26 |
|catpenis27 - 2012-03-27 |
Squirting is one thing. But saving it all over an unwashed pillow is another. Let's assume I could ejaculate up to 10 feet. Now let's assume that 10 feet away was a nasty paper target on a wall. There's a huge difference between an interesting talent and being a sick fuck.
|Dirty Sanchez - 2012-03-27 |
(terrified animal screech)
|Hubba Bubba Nightmare - 2012-03-27 |
I bet she votes republican and or libertarian
|Disaster - 2012-03-27 |
She's sooooome pig.
|Redford - 2012-03-27 |
It was not in this point in the comment chain that I actually figured out that this is actually a woman. I'm dead serious.
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2012-03-27 |
Awww, don't pay her no mind. It's just 'er way is all.
|kennydra - 2012-03-31 |
This is the first time a video I've submitted has made it to the "Highest rated of the past 30 days" page, and #2 on most views (a page I've also never been on).
I am....so proud...
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