An evolved velociraptor got Fred Flintstone.
|Innocent Bystander |
Also: I had that Mighty Max shark.
One day at the scene of a table, the bird found the perfect warrior axe.
That was the day he became Axe Bird.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"What is best in life, Axe Bird?"
"To spread my seed across the table.
To spread my seed across the land.
To destroy my enemies,
both shark and caveman both,
to take down all enemies
to take my axe and crush them
beneath my feet.
And rule this table as my own."
I'm pretty sure it's the music that does it for me. For about the first 30 seconds I was sure it was like a 3 second loop until new notes suddenly emerged from the woodwork.
If you ruled the entire earth millions of years ago and now were reduced to caged living, you'd be pretty pissed too
Death to the false dinosaurs! And death to all birds who dress as humans!
Polly wanna SMACKer!
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'LL CHIRP YOUR HEAD OFF!
What the fuck kid, the shark was your only chance!!!
DEATH TO ALL THAT IS NOT LOVEBIRD
|Jet Bin Fever |
Ah man, Mighty Max. Now that takes me back.
|spiteful crow |
It's the cold, callous way he walks up to Fred Flintstone before stomping his face in that does it for me.
Like you wouldn't have done the same if the guy had used YOUR ancestors as a beer can, can opener, toenail clipper, or manscaping kit.
|Robin Kestrel |
"I bet I can screw this apatosaurus."
When i clicked play, I expected this to be clips of a bird trying to clumsily mate with things. But it seems to just be a really angry bird.
why yes, i ARE entertained.
|Louis Armstrong |
This bird belongs in Vahalla!
|Billy the Poet |
Damn, son. He went all Legolas on that Bronto.
THE MOST METAL OF ALL BURDS
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