...actually, a lot of questions. Like do you need a towel to wipe all the smug off your face?

THIS IS SMALL BUSINESS

THIS IS SMALL BUSINESS ON DRUGS

Yeah, I gotta question. Whats the commercial for small business under fire for sexual harasement?

Is it a kind of dream,
Floating out on the tide,
Following the river of death downstream?
Oh, is it a dream?

There's a fog along the horizon,
A strange glow in the sky,
And nobody seems to know where you go,
And what does it mean?
Oh, is it a dream?

Bright eyes,
Burning like fire.
Bright eyes,
How can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes.

Is it a kind of shadow,
Reaching into the night,
Wandering over the hills unseen,
Or is it a dream?

There's a high wind in the trees,
A cold sound in the air,
And nobody ever knows when you go,
And where do you start,
Oh, into the dark.

Bright eyes,
burning like fire.
Bright eyes,
how can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes.

Bright eyes,
burning like fire.
Bright eyes,
how can you close and fail?
How can the light that burned so brightly
Suddenly burn so pale?
Bright eyes.

okay it is pretty obvious he's just screwing with us now

What a subtle and well thought out metaphor!

HERMAN, GO BACK TO YOUR POKEBALL!

Is that J.J. Abrams?