|The Mothership |
spot on description.
They'll push your bubble towards to rocks just to pull it away.
They have the power to manifest oars out of thin air. Even though they're fish and thus will never have a use for them.
Wait, maybe oars are like crutches to them. Disabled sea ponies get free health care!
Wow, 80's Applejack sounds like a moron.
|Jane Error |
Ah yes, the "ill-conceived bath-toy" line of 80's MLP!
I had a couple that were hand-me-downs. I think their weights were missing because they would just float limply on their sides.
Their hair would never completely dry out--combine that with the fact that they retained a lot of water and you've got some extra-moldy sea ponies pretty quickly.
|Spit Spingola |
oh my somebody put these things out of their misery
Darn it! Why does someone always beat me to the comment I was going to make!
So these are dickponies, essentially?
|Caminante Nocturno |
Hey, seaponies! We could just as easily listen to your little song on dry land, where we're not in danger of drowning!
|Shoebox Joe |
WHY!! WHY GOD DAMN IT WHY!! WHY AM I ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN LOOKING FOR THE REST OF THE FUCKING MOVIE!!! WHY!!! GOD DAMN IT!! WHY!! WHO KNOWS HOW THEY GOT THERE IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE!! THEY COULD'VE BEEN TOTAL FUCKING MORONS!! BUT I STILL WANT TO SEE THE REST!! WHY!! WHY GOD DAMN IT!! I AM A 27 YEAR OLD MAN!! THIS ISN'T FUCKING RIGHT!!
I did the same thing when I first came across this video.
semenponies with semen pony tails
I don't think a horse and a girl could survive long enough to hear the end of the song when relying on the oxygen contained in a bubble that size.
Congrats, stupid sehorses, you fucking suffocated them to death.
They died with that song in their ears, what do you think?
Haha, 80s Applejack.
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