Meerkat 
Unplug the TV. Then get a baseball bat.
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Kabbage
2045, when the draft went into effect. We were watching reruns of the Big Bang Theory on a fold-out mattress, and then they came for us.
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jangbones
How do you smoke that much and stay that fat?
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spikestoyiu Or would she just be that much more enormous if she didn't smoke?
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jangbones I was talking about the kid...that voice...
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sosage
How does she resist the urge to kick her kid in the face?
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pastorofmuppets
This week, on kids who shouldn't have game consoles...
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Hank Friendly
real-life cartman
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fatatty
How is that abusive? The only one being abusive is the little prick. She should smack him.
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Kabbage I guess allowing her son to become such a fat piece of shit is kind of abstractly abusive, through neglect (perhaps)?
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American Standard
1) Repeatedly kick, punch, and slap your own mother, while screaming expletives.
2) Wait for mother to lose patience and slap you, softly and ineffectually, once on the thigh.
3) Scream abuse.
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Rudy
Fuck it indeed.
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NewHeavenSalesman
This was in a hotel in Las Vegas, which is like a prism to shine the depression in a million awful directions.
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Jet Bin Fever
My dad really would've let me have it had I laid a finger on my mom like that.
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Jim Quin
America: the microcosm.
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Fezren
Is this that same kid who was wearing a diaper in the other videos because he was too lazy to use the toilet?
If this was my kid, I would ground him, take away phone/computer/TV/radio/music/toys/ and feed him nothing but nutri-loaf for every meal until he learned to respect me. The only thing I would allow him would be approved literature and writing materials. Either he would learn to respect me or he would become a literary genius.
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dairyqueenlatifah Nah, the diaper kid from the "Fat Kid Rages Hard" video was some Canadian who's mom had a heavy accent. He was also a lot more verbally whiny and annoying if that's possible.
Canadian authorities actually saw those videos and ended up taking the kid away from his mom, which is why we all abruptly stopped seeing videos of his tantrums.
The more you know.
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chumbucket
Not enough belts in the world.
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Hammer Falls
Start folding up the fold-away bed. Whatever bone break stay in Las Vegas.
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svraz
I am going out on a limb here and defend the child in this video. Annoying? Yes. Over weight? Yes? Mitigating this is the unknown facts that lead to him being this way. Remember, this is still a child.
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Shoebox Joe Well shit, I guess I'll turn coats here. HE definitely has a self-defeatist, everyone's against me vibe. It doesn't seem to be a communcation problem considering the end. They probably live in a shit hole house and/or neighborhood. I don't think it's anything he did considering how outwardly angry he is. Pretty demanding mother too. As kennydra pointed out "half-assed demands"
Probably a divorce happened and the mother ain't doin' shit to help out.
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Robin Kestrel
Put your shoes on.
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kennydra
Awful child is a result of awful parenting. She's so half-assed with her demands, no wonder he doesn't listen to her. Ugh.
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