There is no way that should have been that funny.

No explanation needed.

All it's missing is a ten-minute anecdote about eating a Poptart in a disused Midwestern bus station at 3 am.

It's perfect.

the earth died nyaning

Oh my god this is wonderful.

It's the little legs that do it for me.

This might be something that Tom Waits would actually do.

I love Tom Waits.

I like Tom Waits and all, and I realize I'm about to make myself a Poe pariah, and I'm sorry, but I'm just sick of the 'nyan' meme. The sooner this fandom decides to die, the better.

I am so proud to be from the same town as him.

Sane, sane, they're all insane
The fireman's blind, the conductor's lame
A Cincinatti jacket and a sad luck dame
Hanging out the window with a bottle full of rain
Clap nyans, clap nyans
Clap nyans, clap nyans

This is just another thing to get stuck in my head. Every now and then I'll have Tom Waits singing commercial jingles, like "the touch, the feel of cotton" or "I feel like chicken tonight" bouncing around in my brain for hours.

Nyans away on business.

If ARPA knew that the internet would basically be things like this, I think they would have cancelled the internet research.

Best Hangover Remedy Ever.

That's an AWESOME guitar poptart.

Belatedly rating this.


I don't always like Tom Waits' music (I actually returned Real Gone to the store after listening to the first two sides) but I always respect it.