Cena_mark
We've waged war on ghosts, by suddenly and deliberately attacking one of their ships.

Mister Yuck
I'm just commenting on this video so my sister can find my profile. Carry on.

Also, all my stars are for you Mark.

Redford
Notice the ghost tag.

They're watching.

Ursa_minor
Hahah, alright Mark. Take 'em.

Billy the Poet
Arrgh, Cena. Ye didn't think that the sinkin' of me boat would be the last ye'd see of Captain Spectre, did ye?

Riskbreaker
I'VE BEEN IN THE PHANTOM ZONE!

Cena_mark
You guys didn't actually buy Dairykingtee's bullshit about the vessel being a hazard to navigation?

dairyqueenlatifah
I was drunk on Cinnamon Schnapps when I posted that. I was regurgitating something I read on CNN.

Because, really, at what other time does one read CNN?

Cena_mark
Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down cinnamon schnapps and try to cal.l read CNN two in the morning? That's senseless

SteamPoweredKleenex
So you're saying a ship with no running lights, no crew, possible structural damage, unknown amounts of fuel etc. adrift near Alaska isn't a hazard to navigation?

Cena, please tell me that you TAKE orders in the Coast Guard and that you don't ever GIVE them.

THA SUGAH RAIN
Guys lay off Cena. He's had a long day of mopping and rubbing things off. Some of his bros had to shoot down an abandoned boat the other day and its been a long proud period in Coast Guard history.

TeenerTot
Can the Coast Guard blow him up next?

TeenerTot
So many Shaggies....

Wonko the Sane
^tow

sosage
I was wondering the same thing...but those guns were bought to shoot at something and gawd damn it they are gonna use em.

cognitivedissonance
The worry was apparently radiation.

Potrod
Somebody did claim her for salvage, but wasn't able to tow it.