Back in ye olde POE red days, I had to tapdance around my browser history once or twice. Or more.

When I'd found POE red my mom started to question what I was doing in the basement all night. Then she went through the browser history......

Bullshit you fucking poser. If you are a true member of this community, you never had a girlfriend, or you had one long ago before you were fat and disgusting and she totally broke your heart and threw it in the garbage.

You sir, the guy with the Basement and the Mom... You Are a TRUE POESTER! You are also 36 years old.

Like most of us you probably had a towel draped over your chair as well.

Is the towel over us and the chair as a unit because:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=29152

Or is the towel over the chair and we sit on it because we can't be bothered to get up to wipe down the cum from the loop of Hannah Minx videos?

Poetsters, you know you don't have to watch poetv Hannah Minx videos to jerk it, right? There are other parts of the internet. Just sayin'.

I almost get that.

I explain the nerd: in databases, "null" is a value that means "absence of value, undefined, we have no idea what this is". And all comparisons to a null value result in "false".

So let's say we've got "x" and x is set to null. Is x greater than 10? No. Is it less than 10? No. Is it equal to 10? No. So what the hell value is it then? Well that's just it, there is no value to it.

Technically you can compare anything to the SQL null -- thus contradicting my original post -- but since you just get "false" any time you try, it's not a very definitive comparison.