Binro the Heretic 
It should speak with the voice of the Aperture sentry turrets.
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rural
Ohhhh, robot scientists! Your cute tinkly acid-jazz soundtrack does not make the prospects of this any less terrifying. It will not be the size of a basketball, cutely nodding toward the little toddler, it will be 25 feet in diameter, and when it stops rolling, two panels will fold forward to reveal chain-fed explosive bolt firing machine guns. Its insect like legs will then allow it to carefully traverse the new terrain of piled corpses, before transforming again to roll onwards towards the robocalypse.
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memedumpster
This is so neat I wish a different intelligent species made it so I could actually enjoy it.
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Chalkdust good news, Kåre Halvorsen is actually a dolphin name
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The Mothership
Great, a miniature Death Star that walks.
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hammsangwich
Those algorithms make my head hurt.
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duck&cover
He shouldn't have kicked it; now it's plotting revenge.
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Caminante Nocturno
Prototype terror drone.
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Toenails
Proto-Samus.
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chairsforcheap
CUTE!!! war war war war war war war war war
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Nikon
I like it very much. It needs guns.
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Squeamish
Is it just me, or does this remind you guys of some kind of... mobile tech jellyfish?
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craptacular
well i don't see it above, so...
I for one welcome our new robot overlords
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The Head of John the Baptist
A toddler's attempt to turn it off...
ends in tears and bloodshed when the Murderball's meat-sensing eletroreceptors identify the child's torso as an efficient and delicious fuel source.
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Robin Kestrel
It's only a matter of time until future iterations of this thing tears someone's junk off.
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Sanest Man Alive
You guys can talk all you want about the coming machine uprising, but even if weaponized, this thing's just going to roll around and swat at any nearby quadrotors like some six-legged doomkitten.
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