chairsforcheap
i'm glad someone did before me

chairsforcheap
and before haters jump (please do) on me i mean that in the most literally sexual-preference-neutral way possible... like the cold meaningless louis-ck-platonic way. It's something in his voice. It makes me able to smell his house. It's not a good smell in there. I hope his DNA stops replicating.

chairsforcheap
no other word packs the specificity of it, is what i mean