I was just remembering yesterday how marketing is the primary driving cause behind social trends becoming outdated / uncool. Time to sell that Cheezburger media stock.
Am I wrong or is the security camera timestamp done in the NES stock font?
I think so too.
Well, I suppose if you can't navigate an automatic door, you probably shouldn't be wandering outside anyway.
The Disney BLAM approach to advertising.
Also, this shit is disgusting and is something like 300 calories for a full mug.
UH, NO, IT'S RICH ARABICA COFFEE DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?
300 calories is a slice of toast and two flat tablespoons of peanut butter, two glasses of wine, or a regular bowl full of pasta before adding anything to it.
What are we, the Jenny Craig discussion boards now? Make fun of the stupid commercial.
"a regular bowl full of pasta before adding anything to it"
Who talks like that? Sheesh.
Was all ready to 1 star this for having FAIL in the title, 5 stars for terrible instead.
|Corpus Delectable |
Hey, you got everything that's wrong with the Internet in my TV ad!
Hey, you got everything that's wrong with TV ads in my Internet!
(Singing) Two shitty things that suck worse together! International Coffeeeee HOUSE!
haha yah automatic doors always closing on you right guys.
i mean that happens to people right
I have never seen an automatic sliding door in a coffee shop.
Quiznos is still the only company who managed to hire an ad firm that understands the Internet.
Old Spice marketers knew the internet pretty well.
DRINK OUR SUGARY INDUSTRIAL SLUDGE BECAUSE USING AUTOMATIC DOORS IS HARD
I thought this was a real coffee house at first and I was ready to say that I'd hang out there as often as it took to witness the door assaulting people.
Shitty carton fat is not a substitute for awesome coffee house yuppie eating doors.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
We've secretly stolen Cartoon Network's "walk fail" bumper, and replaced the brick wall with sliding doors! Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!
This is no way to remember the door war's fallen heroes. Utterly tasteless.
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