|Dr. Lobotomy |
Even the little green silhouette of the guy getting paid to play the game looks bored.
This game pretty much already exists and is called Power Up Heroes.
No Shin, we're going for the original this time.
CURSE YE HAME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is every fight interspersed by with dialogue, soliloquies, recaps, and abrupt scene-changes to characters no-one cares about?
Because I'll settle for no less than the genuine experience.
You also need to be able to hit an opponent with a massive energy blast and then hear other characters say "Wow, what power!" and "No one could survive that!" and then the cloud of dust raised up by your energy blast clears up to reveal the opponent standing there without a scratch on him and smirking.
So, it's a dancing game, except you pretend to punch people instead of pretending to dance. I expect no more from the Kinect.
The worst part is there are a few games like this which were released before the Kinect (mostly for the PS2 and PS3 I think) which are basically fighting games which consist of nothing but QTE events. Instead of motion controls, you just do standard button input stuff. I swear a video of one of them got submitted.
All my stars are for the Pegi-12 guy trying to pronounce the word Saiyan.
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
That box art really captures the Dragon Ball Z spirit. When I think DBZ, I think Goku and his kids standing in front of a television.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I can't wait to become a super psyon!!
You'll be super-sighing if you get this game.
Super Scion. Probably some sort of Transformers tie-in.
"We'll just copy the ads from those 90s motion controllers. That went well, right?"
The best part is that you're not even fighting. You're just mimicking the required poses like you're playing an even more obnoxious version of Dragon's Lair. Then you get to stand there and watch a cutscene of Goku shooting a fireball and Freeza deflecting it.
The poor sap they got to act in this tried the same moves to avoid getting his ass kicked in school the next day. Didn't work there either.
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