SteamPoweredKleenex Cuts down on the pillow-talk and makes for a great story when out with the guys later.
cognitivedissonance My initial thought is "What kind of shitty ass ants let their queen get eaten by a spider?" Seems like Sarah Palin ought to have a relevant quote about Obama's lack of leadership in there somewhere.
kingarthur Extreme three-second rule. "She's still good!"