SolRo I guess if you were to be hit by a van, that would be the best one.
fedex ohhh man I *SO* wanted her to get clipped by a car coming the OTHER way after her ambulance encounter! Like a real-life freaking Wile E. Coyote cartoon
jimmicampkin I watched that happen to a guy once. He was abusively roaring drunk, staggered across a road and nearly made it to the other side when he was knocked down. At this point, as he was picking himself up, people were pointing and laughing at him. He took umbrage to this and started to re-cross the road and was hit by someone coming the other way.