for when those weird aspie kids move on from those plane and train dvds

Reminds me of an old MicroProse game called "Kennedy Approach." It was a flight-controller sim that I recall being pretty fun, but it was more arcade-y than this "game."

Julie Mike two-one, climb and maintain one seven thousand. Cleared direct to Albuquerque via the -
Aircraft calling. Please stand by. Jane Mike two-one, turn heading...
Disregard.
Aircraft calling, say again. Lifeguard four-six.
Cleared direct to Albuquerque. Climb and maintain one seven thousand.

At first glance I thought it read AIRPORT SECURITY SIMULATOR.

this needs some skillrex

startling in its accuracy and realism

I like how the tower is apparently only big enough for one person who has apparently been permanently installed there with no hope of escape.

Accomplishments for the game:

Eat 20 vending-machine ham-and-cheese sandwiches
Drink 30 cups of vending-machine coffee
Smoke and stub out 30 cigarettes
Fall asleep on duty 5 times

Five minutes of this and I'd be directing every plane within 50 miles to crash into me.