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Desc:This man won the lottery. Donate money to make his dream game!
Category:Business, Religious
Tags:video games, prostitution, Bunky Bartlett, fatness, hookerbots
Submitted:The Townleybomb
Date:04/24/12
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Comment count is 34
Sudan no1
Hookerbot STD: crab follows you for one hour.
Old_Zircon
J Mascis really let himself go lately.
spikestoyiu
I eat the cake of everyone. And then I eat more cake.

citrusmirakel
Spend these on something nice.

spikestoyiu
Is it too late to revise this? Because this actually works much better, I think:

I eat the cake of everyone. And then I eat muffins.

Udderdude
This guy doesn't even want a game. He wants hookerbots. Someone give this man a hookerbot.
The Townleybomb
But if he wanted hookerbots, he'd make them-- he's a millionaire! World of Warcraft with hookerbots is basically all he wants out of life!

themilkshark
I'm sure everyone will love and enjoy a 1 in 4 chance of not having bad shit happen
American Standard
Oh god link me to this Kickstarter. I am begging you.
exy
Here you go.

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/120873716/your-world

"A MMORPG Game built by gamer's, for gamer's and funded by gamer's."

Oktay
"Note: Characters will not be permitted to run around buck nakedů. Or can they?"

SteamPoweredKleenex
"...by gamer is, for gamer is and funded by gamer is."

I hate them already.

pastorofmuppets
Ok, just one thing. If the hookers are robots, why do they have STDs?

Or pimps?

And why is sex with them illegal?

And why would I have sex with a robot? Wouldn't that be like masturbating yourself with tongs?
SolRo
Have you tried masterbating with tongs? It's fucking amazing.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Come on, guys, only 8 days to go to reach the $1,100,000 goal!


Here's a news clip of his lotto winnings in 2007

http://youtu.be/NMOUVHOm54g
Corpus Delectable
My God, what a stupid man. This is why we have to end the lottery. Nobody this stupid should have that much money. He's ruining America.

Yes, all of America. Including Canada, Mexico, Central America, and South America. It may even be spreading to Antarctica.

He's that stupid.

Rudy
One hand currency.
Redford
This mechanic is almost directly stolen from Nethack.

Apart from the going to jail part, which appears to be a poorly coded way to avoid actually making a jail.
SteamPoweredKleenex
Someone needs to send him a copy of Skyrim and a link to whatever the prostitution mod for it is.
jimmicampkin
Is the aspect ratio warped? What is going on with that head?
Fur is Murder
I think he's VampiricSpektor's long-lost twin.

SteamPoweredKleenex
I blame localized gravity and a dire need for calcium.

Spastic Avenger
I thought it WAS him at first

Riskbreaker
WELCOME TO HOOKER-LAND!
SteamPoweredKleenex
Actually, has this guy never heard of Japan? I'm sure they've got something like he's describing somewhere.
sosage
It's so much easier to just google "boobies".
bongoprophet
His dedication to an overly complicated and unnecessary idea reminds me of my own ideas for an RPG I had as a kid.

It would let you plant berries and harvest them and then for instance turn them into jam which could be sold for gold. eventually you could become famous and make a lot of money from your preserved fruit.

That's as far as I thought it through, I'd guess you'd buy plate armor for the gold and go out and kill rats afterwards.
StanleyPain
IF YOU'RE NOT INDIE FUCK YOU
Candlejackv616
before I hit play, I thought based on the preload image that it was the butter golem that hosts Sci-Fi ninja theater on public access aka slideshow of the sad.
Wander
This guy literally opened a pizza store near his house so he could get pizza delivery. That is not a joke.
Old_Zircon
I can respect that.

CornOnTheCabre
I'd say that at least he was creating jobs with his fortune, but this looks like the kind of guy who doesn't exactly live in a bustling metropolitan area.

Old_Zircon
RELEVANT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPX-AF8ccXQ
dek863
Important ideas are being crafted around the world.
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