|Sudan no1 |
Hookerbot STD: crab follows you for one hour.
J Mascis really let himself go lately.
I eat the cake of everyone. And then I eat more cake.
Is it too late to revise this? Because this actually works much better, I think:
I eat the cake of everyone. And then I eat muffins.
This guy doesn't even want a game. He wants hookerbots. Someone give this man a hookerbot.
I'm sure everyone will love and enjoy a 1 in 4 chance of not having bad shit happen
|American Standard |
Oh god link me to this Kickstarter. I am begging you.
"...by gamer is, for gamer is and funded by gamer is."
I hate them already.
Ok, just one thing. If the hookers are robots, why do they have STDs?
And why is sex with them illegal?
And why would I have sex with a robot? Wouldn't that be like masturbating yourself with tongs?
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Come on, guys, only 8 days to go to reach the $1,100,000 goal!
Here's a news clip of his lotto winnings in 2007
One hand currency.
This mechanic is almost directly stolen from Nethack.
Apart from the going to jail part, which appears to be a poorly coded way to avoid actually making a jail.
Someone needs to send him a copy of Skyrim and a link to whatever the prostitution mod for it is.
Is the aspect ratio warped? What is going on with that head?
WELCOME TO HOOKER-LAND!
Actually, has this guy never heard of Japan? I'm sure they've got something like he's describing somewhere.
It's so much easier to just google "boobies".
His dedication to an overly complicated and unnecessary idea reminds me of my own ideas for an RPG I had as a kid.
It would let you plant berries and harvest them and then for instance turn them into jam which could be sold for gold. eventually you could become famous and make a lot of money from your preserved fruit.
That's as far as I thought it through, I'd guess you'd buy plate armor for the gold and go out and kill rats afterwards.
IF YOU'RE NOT INDIE FUCK YOU
before I hit play, I thought based on the preload image that it was the butter golem that hosts Sci-Fi ninja theater on public access aka slideshow of the sad.
This guy literally opened a pizza store near his house so he could get pizza delivery. That is not a joke.
Important ideas are being crafted around the world.
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