Toenails
Um, excuse me (pushes up glasses), but it was actually the fig tree and not the fig themselves that Jesus had a problem with. In fact, it was the LACK of figs that caused our Lord and MESSIAH to turn into a drama queen and ruin the day for the disciples.

P.S. In all seriousness, this is what I never understood. If you had god-like powers, you were walking all day and getting pretty hungry, and a nearby fig tree wasn't bearing fruit for you would you:

a) Use those powers to make the tree bloom fruit for you and your hungry disciples?

b) Kill the tree in a fit of rage and use it as an abject lesson?

Jet Bin Fever
If it's God, I'll bet on the second every time.

lordyam
c. blowjobs for everyone from my angel stripper/hookers!!!! yay for jesus

lordyam
forgot to vote, around 3:25 blew my mind. good to see we are not the only serial killers