Finally, something boomers can relate to!
|Wonko the Sane |
I love it when shitty movies reveal the entire plot in their trailers
Hallmark Channel viewers don't like surprises.
They like dogs, horses, and old people falling in love. Oh, and punk kids getting their comeuppance after long lectures from other old people (who may or may not be falling in love, too).
im not liking this remake of a fish named wanda; we all need to make a paycheck i guess
Goddamnit Sam Shepard, you better be using your shitty movie money to produce some plays.
I like how the foreign lady has magic powers that come from being foreign.
Baby Boomers will ruin America in the next decade, then they will die.
Looks like they are also going to be smug about it.
"You know more about your patients than a dog!"
Just sayin', you know, because I'd rather my doctor put me before a dog.
Although he probably wouldn't.
|Jet Bin Fever |
That's Kevin Kline by the way, not Costner.
|Spaceman Africa |
This guy's last move was that shitty Dreamcatcher adaptation. Looks like he's on a roll.
3 stars because I thought the dog's name was "Threeway"
oh boomers, they might be old, but they still know how to troll! ...no seriously, this whole movie is a joke about aging suburban people r
These trailers just make me mad because I always think of the Woody Allen-era Diane Keaton and how she used to be a fucking brilliant comedic actress in the right hands, and now for the last, what, 20 years she's been doing the same fucking "old kooky lady who is also a strong woman because the script says so" schtick in virtually every movie she's in to the point where it defies parody (or shame).
Drink everytime you hear a cymbal fade during shot transitions.
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