|Louis Armstrong - 2012-05-01 |
Actually my life is better. Ohhhh Yeaah!(day bow bow!)
|Cockmaster Flash - 2012-05-01 |
This worked so well in 2008.
|millerman13 - 2012-05-01 |
Are you ready for the remix?
|chumbucket - 2012-05-01 |
How to get your shizzle re-elected, oh YEAH.
|Rudy - 2012-05-01 |
Look at him drinking beer and swatting flies like a MOVIE STAR!
|Robin Kestrel - 2012-05-01 |
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message, motherfuckers.
|TeenerTot - 2012-05-01 |
My life better? Meh.
But at least I don't get the daily sense of doom that there's a god-talkin, coke-snortin dipshit at the wheel.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2012-05-01 |
Godamn the YT comments.
|pineapplejuicer - 2012-05-01 |
is it fucked up that i get giddy when i fantasize about the now cranky and codgery baby boomer generation finally dying off?
No and hell, no.
I hate that I had to be in the generation that followed their asses, and they've fucked up everything from the social contract one could expect in the workplace to how clean the air is(n't), but at least the people they've been shitting on are learning to do more with less.
It just sucks royal donkey balls that they got to live off the fat without a lot of personal cost and left dealing with their mess for everyone else.
Boomers still have a lot of life left. They won't start dying off in appreciable numbers until 2020.
This will be a terrible, terrible decade.
reassigning my five to cognitivedissonance summarizing every family function ive had to attend in the last five years
|Riskbreaker - 2012-05-01 |
A president that regular non-old cranky citizens can like. Clearly things are beyond hope.
I can't believe I opposed him 4 years ago.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-05-01 |
I look forward to one of Romney drinking milk and singing God Bless America.
|zerobackup - 2012-05-01 |
Yeah, instead of making public appearances and talking about issues like some kind of a PARIS HILTON type guy, he should have taken 6 months of vacation days like good ol' GW Bush.
|cognitivedissonance - 2012-05-01 |
HOW DARE HE COME INTO POWER WITHOUT QUESTION AND THEREFORE HAVE TO HOLE UP IN HIS FORTRESS LIKE A WEIRDO SURROUNDED BY HIS PALE SYBARITIC HANGERS ON! HOW DARE HE ENJOY THE LIMELIGHT OF A NATION THAT ELECTED HIM BY A CONSIDERABLE MARGIN!
|Xenocide - 2012-05-01 |
Wait, this was meant to make him look bad?
Bonus points for the obvious attempts at pandering to Obama's youth base. HEY KIDS, LOOKS LIKE YOUR OLD DAD WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT NEGRO, HU?
Real politicians aren't cool.
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