|Cena_mark - 2012-05-02 |
If pornography really brought about demonic presences demons would outnumber humans 10 to 1.
|The Mothership - 2012-05-02 |
this looks excellent. full of cheap scares and plot holes.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-05-02 |
I can't wait to see this after a few 40s of malt liquor.
|Spaceman Africa - 2012-05-02 |
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
|dementomstie - 2012-05-02 |
That's really his fault for going to the cemetery on "Brunettes in Wedding Dress" day.
dementomstie, right there with you
Also: how to keep your adolescent boys from jerking it to porn? hmmm.... play dates with girls could work
|Blue - 2012-05-02 |
I am reminded of that chick tract where the doctor finds out this guy has been raping his young daughter and the doctor's response isn't to call the police but to advise the man to stop watching pornography.
http://jackchick.wordpress.com/2011/04/01/chick-tract-review-lisa/ It's important to note that if you've read his other works the first thing that sticks out is how many apparently valid excuses this guy has. The economy is bad, he's unemployed, his wife seems to put food on the table just to spite him. Jack Chick *never* adds mitigating factors to his stories unless he's attacking those factors directly. This is the most understanding and empathetic portrayal of a character he has ever done.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2012-05-02 |
I think the plot is that he (or someone) found haunted porn in the cemetery and took it home.
I hate haunted porn. I used to put my tissues and hand cream in my dresser and when I turned around they'd be right back on my nightstand. Fucking ghosts.
That's not ectoplasm!
|Nyms Lives! - 2012-05-02 |
If Christians do horror as well as they do rock music and standup comedy, it's a guaranteed hit!
|Chalkdust - 2012-05-02 |
|chumbucket - 2012-05-02 |
Love that this uses the dilapidated cardboard box-o-porn prop.
And it's actually filled with bibles. The cast got too freaked out thinking there could be REAL porn in there.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2012-05-02 |
Getting hopper poached sucks, but Christians ruining found footage movies is worth 5 stars
|they'reforyou - 2012-05-02 |
A porn a day keeps the bibles away.
|TeenerTot - 2012-05-02 |
Paranormal Activity: The XXX Parody
|Rudy - 2012-05-02 |
"This house used to be full of joy and love but now it's full of eskimos that look disapprovingly at me!"
|StanleyPain - 2012-05-02 |
The Shamaylan-esque plot twist is that it's gay porn.
|Binro the Heretic - 2012-05-02 |
It's so cute when the holy-rollers try to be hip because their idea of "current" pop trends are usually a decade old.
The ersatz Sadako/Samara jump scare was the best thing about this, but they even sort of fucked that up.
|Bored - 2012-05-03 |
I once found haunted porn too. I had just got done doing some urban exploration of an abandoned summer camp and then decided to stop at a creepy looking abandoned house on the way back with a barn full of junk. It was apparent some kind of creepy drifter was living there at the time. I found a box full of bondage porn. "Tales from the Whip" "Sorority Hellhouse" and "Kidnapped!" are all titles that I remember vividly. I stole the box and had plans for distributing pages in people's mailboxes but a burned out hippy stole the box from a friend's house. I like to imagine he's haunted now.
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