NewHeavenSalesman 
someone should tell this woman that nutella, despite the advertising, isn't actually healthy at all
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lordyam
her skin reminds me of the hotdogs at gas stations, just rotating under that heat lamp.
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American Standard
Blacker than the black men reporting on her story.
But seriously tanning a six-year-old readhead? Good god.
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cognitivedissonance
IT'S A GOLEM MADE OF SLIM JIMS! WE'RE DOOMED!
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SteamPoweredKleenex Are you sure it's a golem? I could swear there's an illustration of her in the old "Tomb of Horrors" module.
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pastorofmuppets
When I'm 60 my skin will still be smooth and elastic from a lifetime of avoiding sunshine and hard work.
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TeenerTot
"I've been tanning my whole life..."
No shit.
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dek863
The new black face.
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delicatessen
The Michael Jackson effect for white people.
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crojo
I've met some R.A. Salvatore fans, but this is ridiculous.
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Jet Bin Fever
It's always a good sign when the preview frame makes you laugh so hard you cry.
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Cube
Yo momma so black,
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jangbones yo mamma so dark she absorbs all available wavelengths of light and forms an accretion disk of matter around her event horizon
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Adham Nu'man
I think this lady might have actually managed to "eat the sun".
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The Mothership
this is amazing. and hideous.
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BHWW
Her skin isn't so much overtanned as it is transforming into something akin to a chrysalis and what finally hatches from that will be more horrifying than anyone can imagine.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
She's a walking cancer experiment.
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Caminante Nocturno The experiment being how far you can go before cancer becomes suspicious.
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dairyqueenlatifah
Upon seeing the preview image, I thought this was going to be from The Onion or some other parody/fake news report.
Ho-lee shit.
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The Townleybomb
When I saw the preview image, I prayed to God that her voice would sound like that. I guess you could hope for a little more of a cigarette rumble, but I'm satisfied.
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SteamPoweredKleenex
I imagine she smells like an unholy combination of Coppertone, boot leather, and the drippings from a 7-11 hotdog cooker.
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citrusmirakel
"There's no room A." B I would never permit it. C it didn't happen.
I'm no expert on tanning beds, but I'm thinking if there's room for an adult New Jerseyan, you might be able to fit a six year old body in there.
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misterbuns
THE INCIDENT HAS ALSO _DARKENED_ HER FAVORITE HOBBY.
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chumbucket oh crap did I just rate my own vid? crap o la
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Rodents of Unusual Size It's okay. It's not like you sling mud into people's faces or anything.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go eat some fish and chips...I'm the mood now for some reason.
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themilkshark
Man she looks like shit, voluntarily, with her own money. Tanning places are run by folks with no soul.
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Rodents of Unusual Size "Oh, you look great!"
(gravel voice, near death) REALLY???
"Yeah, see you next week! Doesn't she look great!?"
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Caminante Nocturno
I'll bet you could stab that woman with a dagger and it wouldn't puncture her skin at all.
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Robin Kestrel
Now I'm hungry for bacon.
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sosage
If we had smellavision with this clip, I'd expect burnt hot dog with a hint of sun tan lotion.
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That guy
The title and load screen were enough for me.
I almost closed the tab in horror, then remembered what the 'e' stood for.
Well played chumbucket, well played.
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Riskbreaker
Her skin can't be working right anymore.
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Louis Armstrong
For the little girls horror. Child abuse is so endearing.
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memedumpster
"So anyways, Leela, I'd love to take a whack at ya but that 10:15 to Nutley ain't goin' nowheres without yours truly behinds the wheel."
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spikestoyiu
Someone impregnated that.
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Comeuppance
It's so fitting that "tanning" is also the term used in leather preparation.
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chumbucket Yet it appears she's well beyond the "prep" stage of the process.
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Lef
Magnificent!
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Enjoy
Be sure to see the prequel from a few years ago:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=17230
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Adham Nu'man I thought I saw the "Lindsay Lohan Special" on the menu at the local nightclub.
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Toenails
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Dark Roasted.
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Billy the Poet
Oh my god. That thing used to look like that little girl. Oh my god oh my god.
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crasgie
The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago.
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