|il fiore bel |
"Awww, honey, isn't that sweet? A big jungle cat wants to rip our baby to shreds..."
PART 2: KYA FINDS THE WINDOW LOCK AND GETS HER MEAL
NOT a dupe
wow, human babies are like lion catnip
I had no idea lions preferred little bite sized prisoners.
As much as I love this premise, I wonder how possible it was that she was trying to just pick him up, bring him back to her den and raise him as one of her own.
also i love that you used a gendered pronoun for the animal and an epicene for the human.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Why don't you just baste the kid in barbecue sauce?
so in this case, is the "adorable murder machines" tag for the lion or the human?
"Soon, human, soon. The glass can't hold forever."
|Jet Bin Fever |
That kid looks delicious!
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