[melancholy whistling]

This is below where it would spoil it, I think. Plus it's only 5 seconds long.

When you break your dominant arm, most doctor's offices will give you a fleshlight. But if you have cheap insurance, they give you a ratty used one that you have to return when your arm heals.

"Brothers in arms" refers to the close bond servicemen develop while fighting alongside one another.

AKA "Some Gave All"

Fighting=circle jerk

Who can't jerk off with either hand??
It's 2012 people.

It's one of those things I keep meaning to get around to but never doing. I hope that if it came down to it I'd go lefty rather than ask a male friend, but you never know.

I'm one starring because I do get it, and what it is isn't very funny.

That was meant to go on the above thread. Further proof I'm the idiot.