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Desc:Somehow not a parody. How long can you last? (Companion piece to earlier submission)
Category:Advertisements
Tags:engrish, infomercial, what hell sounds like, ceramic knife, DealextremeTube
Submitted:Hooker
Date:05/06/12
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Hooker
The original submission: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=100305
FreeOJ
I think I saw something similar on Little Saigon TV. Oh Orange County.
GravidWithHate
Our ceramic knives are being used by Yu Wan Mei salvage fisheries and amalgamated polymers in order to perform the stabbings of those who deceitfully impelled the company to purchase "The Onion" slowly decaying media company.
cognitivedissonance
This is a piece of breef.
cognitivedissonance
Also, I watched it twice. Magical.

sosage
Put it on the sooface

baleen
Buy American steel.
Macho Nacho
What is going on with the narrator's accent?
Doomstein
I'm a pretty good mimic. It's either an Australian trying to be cute and do Engrish as a dick to try and sink this company, or it's actually an Asian who learned English in Australia.

Oktay
Sink the company?? This is viral advertising at its best! We all watched an infomercial all the way through and some of us watched it more than once. Heck, I might even buy one or two.

they'reforyou
I'm glad to know these knives "don't'a react with da fooz."
Old_Zircon
AMAZING! WHAT A GOOD KNIFE@
TheSupafly
A NICE TRAIN
jreid
What the hell kind of knives do they normally use over there that turn apples and oranges black?
Crackersmack
Deal Extreme is awesome. Not only do you get cheap and strange Chinese products, but shipping takes so long that you forget you even ordered anything. Then one day you open your mailbox and it's like a mini-Christmas!
Simian Pride
I actually own a DealExtreme ceramic knife (sku.44533), and it really is brilliant for cutting (just keep it away from bones, and never ever use it as a lever or screwdriver)

Sudan no1
Deal extreme is fun as long as you realize all their stuff is sub-dollar store quality.

Seven Arts/H8 Red
WHEN GETTING RID OF THE SMALL THING, AVOID TO USE THE FRONT OF THE BLADE. IT WILL HURT THE KNIFE

AM I CLEAR?
kennydra
onion pallets?

onion palace?

WTF IS HE SAYING. PLEASE HELP.
animegurl1000
Onion pellets?

Rudy
I'm not sure, but apparently it's used for burdening?

animegurl1000
0:26 - A manna fuck train?
Robin Kestrel
That's a good-looking knife.
Chalkdust
My brain doesn't know how to process this accent. Is it human? Is it synthesized? Is it adorable? Is it snobby? Is it excited? Is it disappointed? At any given moment, it is all of these things and more.
Redford
I now know that the most difficult thing to ever cut is the wood.
Hooker
No doubt!

fulakarp
This is amazing. I got to 10:45 before I realized they were comparing it to "steel knives" not "stew knives"
godot
Ceramic knives are brilliant at veggie prep, but will never supplant steel for general prep. I have a Kyocera 8" chef's that I handle like a baby - the edge will chip and the blade can shatter if dropped.

The good ones will set you back $60 or more for a chef's knife, even at a restaurant supply warehouse.
Sanest Man Alive
Swedish Chef's been taking speech lessons!
Twitch
The best $1.50 I have ever spent in my life is from dealextreme.com. I got this garlic peeler. Go buy it if you don't believe me, it's fantastic, I use garlic daily. I also got a pretty sweet mp3 speaker thing. Sometimes it's crap.
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