TeenerTot This is exactly how I want my funeral to be. I want people to have to buy new outfits and bring gifts (which will then be burned without opening). Just to spite the living.
sosage Can we bring a midget with a LIFE shirt on?
Wander You can, but if that's your gift, you gotta burn him.
Redford I'm not religious by any stretch of the imagination. You've seen some of my more ranty posts. This might be the single most offensive infomercial I've ever seen.
Also, bonus invisible ghost starts for them editing in a glass noise in order to attempt to convince you those cheap plastic mixing glasses aren't actually plastic.
spikestoyiu This could potentially be offensive to just about every human on the planet, amazingly. Giving your mixer blades a vaguely sounding Asian name? Better pair that with a totally unnecessary karate sound effect. Not enough terrible puns in your awful commercial? Hire an LP!
The Townleybomb Screw all y'all hataz. If I had my credit card on me, I would have ordered this by now.
Hooker This is the decline of the American empire.
Hooker I am aboslutely amazed at how glossy and effortless the offensiveness is in this. It is consistent start to finish and deadly accurate in tone. It really is a work of art.
pastorofmuppets Chiptune funk... jesus. The magic bullet people have reinvented the infomercial. I am honored to be living in this time period.
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