Sanest Man Alive It's actually J.S. Bach's Coffee Concerto adjusted to 5/11 time and overlaid with the refrain from Snoop's Gin and Juice. Tags will be edited to reflect this. Pardon our dust.
zerobackup Actually, it's November Rain by Guns n Roses chopped up and mixed with Push It by Salt n Pepa mixed with Mrs. Robinson by Simon n Garfunkel overlaid with an autotuned vocal track from an Iron n Wine song (not sure which one, sorry) and I believe the drum samples are from The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground (from their famous Sex Packets album).
Triggerbaby It's a mix of the distress calls of a Wilson's Bird-of-paradise played backward and NASA reconstructions of Neptunian storm sounds autotuned to the melodies of traditional Druze folk music, all backed by a rare 1967 recording of a Oscar Peterson taking over the the drums after Louis Hayes accidently fell through an open stage hatch into the trap room.