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Desc:Doubling down on aliens thing
Category:Horror, Educational
Tags:Aliens, bad CGI, giorgio tsoukalos, HISTORY!, assonauts
Submitted:dek863
Date:05/10/12
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Comment count is 27
cognitivedissonance
He is a real life Starburns now that I think about it.
OxygenThief
"Here are some drawings from other cultures that look vaguely similar. Please ignore the frillions of images and drawings that are not similar. Cherry picking? Never heard of it!"
Rudy
Damn! The rectal probes were huge in ancient times!
cognitivedissonance
He sells the little ancient alien pin he's wearing.
Riskbreaker
Even in that era people were already running out of ideas for their myths and fantasy stories. Imagine if the internet existed back then:

"Fucking Babylonians! Stealing our gods!"
The Mothership
1000s of miles! and as everybody knows, that is farther than humans are able to travel.
Turrican
Is he looking chubbier/older? Makes me kind of sad for reasons I'm not entirely sure I want to interrogate.
cognitivedissonance
He claims he's "bulking up" on Twitter.

MongoMcMichael
Giorgio Tsoukalos is the Carrot Top of pseudoscience.

Adham Nu'man
That spaceship was really something.
Dr. Lobotomy
Caveman 1: Snakes freak me out man, one of them bit some kid and the kid died!
Caveman 2: Could be worse, imagine if snakes could fly!
Caveman 1: Shit! Don't say that!
C2: And had like ten heads to bite people with! *wiggles his ten fingers menacingly*
C1: Shut the fuck up!
C2: What? Scared? Let me draw it on the wall, ya pussy!

12,000 years later

Giorgio Tsoukalos: "Aliens!"
Riskbreaker
-You know Urk, that thing that came from the skies the other day, we should paint that in one of our walls
-Sure thing Ork, let me paint it as a big ass snake
-Well, that thing has wings, and spills fire, and is made of some kind of cold hard material, also, some creatures came down from it. Can't remember i ever saw a snake doing that...
-So.....a snake then?
-Sure, whatever

Chalkdust
you two are gonna have to figure out how to share these stars

Dread Pirate Roberts
No need. Now they have enough to go around.

pastorofmuppets
People believe that ancient civilizations didn't invent their own technology when they are too dumb to understand their own culture's.
That guy
Yeah but man, think about the aliens that taught the aliens that taught the aliens that taugh the Mayans.


Now listen to some Sun Ra.

Billy the Poet
Yes! Assonauts links!
La Loco
Wait till a society thousands of years from now finds our jpgs of shitting dick nipple hentai. Aliens will be the only non-unsettling explanation.
Thirteen
It's not like snakes are found all over the world or anything.
hammsangwich
Snakes? That's stupid, everyone knows Xenu came to earth millions of years ago and implanted everyone with thetans.
dek863
Histor Channel 2: It's not ice road truckers, but it's the best we could come up with.
Blue
How in the fuck do they have a second history channel? They ran out of history programming for the first one!

If somebody dies over this 2012 thing I am going to be right out in front letting everybody know who made this shit up. Remember, the limit to free speech is yelling "fire" in a crowded theater and this fucking qualifies. And if the shit REALLY hits the fan, just remember the mistake the people of Quito, Ecuador made after Radio Quito's broadcast of "War of the Worlds". Make sure ALL the exits are blocked BEFORE you set fire to the building.

A part of me is mad because they are terrifying a lot of stupid people and there is a real chance innocent people will be killed, but I'm pretty sure a larger part of me wants them to die in a fire for making such stupid programming.
Nominal
This is like the fifth comment of yours where I can't tell if you're kidding.

Menudo con queso
History Channel 2: Tormenting trailer park schizophrenics just for the lulz.
memedumpster
Hamstoid.
That guy
*****
Damn you!

chumbucket
Joseph Campbell he's not.
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