deadpan 
I can only hope that some day I will appear on television with the title "NAME OF SANDWICH REPULSIVE" or "BURGER IS AIMED AT TEENS" beneath my name.
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Cena_mark
Not once do they explain that McDonalds had nothing to do with the naming of the sandwich. The name comes from the people, the streets, the internet.
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SixDigitDebt
Holy shit, I'm going there for lunch. I'll let you know.
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SixDigitDebt Oh god, it was delicious. Marketing ploy or not, that is one fuck of a tasty burger.... or I have taste buds that lower their standards when I loudly order a Mcgangbang in front of fat people with fat kids.
I'm not sure which.
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Xenocide
OUR TOP STORY: HAMBURGER HAS FUNNY NAME.
I can only wonder what groundbreaking pieces of hard-hitting journalism were bumped to make room for this story.
PUPPY JUMPS MODERATELY HIGH
SCHOOLBUS PAINTED SLIGHTLY BRIGHTER SHADE OF YELLOW; RESIDENTS OUTRAGED
THIS PAPERCLIP WE FOUND SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY.
LOCAL MAGIC THE GATHERING CHAMPION: "DON'T CALL ME A HERO."
BREAKING TRAFFIC UPDATE: ALL IS WELL
PUPPY JUMPS MODERATELY HIGH: A RETROSPECTIVE
ENTIRE STATE OF WEST VIRGINA DESTROYED IN A NUCLEAR FIREBALL
LOCALS CELEBRATE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF RUGRATS
ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR GRAPEFRUIT? A NINE-PART REPORT
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TimidAres Just, just take them.
No, leave the albums, I SAID LEAVE THE ALBUMS!
Fine, at least leave me Night Moves.....
(Weeps a frenzy of weeps. proceeds to go on a hateful, apartment-destroying bender, all set against the heartland stylings of Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band.)
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memedumpster
Such a cheap marketing grab, trying to compete with the BK Genocide, or the Wendy's Baconrapedyourmotherwhileyourlittlesisterwatched.
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SteamPoweredKleenex
Obviously this is a secret sandwich only available to McGangbangstalkers.
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Hay Belly
Lets see if they try to sell us food, oh they did. Jokes on them!
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Senator_Unger
"Morals have really gone down since my generation." Your generation was "segregation now, segregation forever" lady. Is that what you mean by "morals"?
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Cena_mark But the movies didn't have all that horrible profanity.
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Meerkat
Fucking shut up.
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Meerkat Better yet, McFuckingShutUp.
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catpenis27
"That is exactly what it contains: Two pieces of meat, and a hot and spicy piece of chicken." That's a Gangbang if I've ever seen one.
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Adham Nu'man
McDonalds did not return our call cause they were busy having hot, steamy, unprotected sex all day and all night long, in front of YOUR CHILDREN!
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joelkazoo
You're supposed to put the entire McChicken, condiments, bun and all, in the middle of the McDouble to make a proper McGangBang.
Also try the McSurf&Turf (aka McRoyalale, misspelling intentional), which consists of a McDouble, a McChicken patty, and a Filet-O-Fish square. Don't knock it till you try it!
Yes, I am fat.
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Nikon
That's nothing compared to what happens if the clerk enters the Konami Code on the register.
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