Local News Appalled By McGangbang

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deadpan

- 2012-05-09

I can only hope that some day I will appear on television with the title "NAME OF SANDWICH REPULSIVE" or "BURGER IS AIMED AT TEENS" beneath my name.

Cena_mark - 2012-05-09

Not once do they explain that McDonalds had nothing to do with the naming of the sandwich. The name comes from the people, the streets, the internet.

SixDigitDebt

- 2012-05-09

Holy shit, I'm going there for lunch. I'll let you know.

SixDigitDebt - 2012-05-09

Oh god, it was delicious. Marketing ploy or not, that is one fuck of a tasty burger.... or I have taste buds that lower their standards when I loudly order a Mcgangbang in front of fat people with fat kids.

I'm not sure which.

Xenocide

- 2012-05-09

OUR TOP STORY: HAMBURGER HAS FUNNY NAME.

I can only wonder what groundbreaking pieces of hard-hitting journalism were bumped to make room for this story.

PUPPY JUMPS MODERATELY HIGH

SCHOOLBUS PAINTED SLIGHTLY BRIGHTER SHADE OF YELLOW; RESIDENTS OUTRAGED

THIS PAPERCLIP WE FOUND SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY.

LOCAL MAGIC THE GATHERING CHAMPION: "DON'T CALL ME A HERO."

BREAKING TRAFFIC UPDATE: ALL IS WELL

PUPPY JUMPS MODERATELY HIGH: A RETROSPECTIVE

ENTIRE STATE OF WEST VIRGINA DESTROYED IN A NUCLEAR FIREBALL

LOCALS CELEBRATE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF RUGRATS

ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR GRAPEFRUIT? A NINE-PART REPORT

TimidAres

- 2012-05-10

Just, just take them.

No, leave the albums, I SAID LEAVE THE ALBUMS!
Fine, at least leave me Night Moves.....
(Weeps a frenzy of weeps. proceeds to go on a hateful, apartment-destroying bender, all set against the heartland stylings of Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band.)

memedumpster

- 2012-05-09

Such a cheap marketing grab, trying to compete with the BK Genocide, or the Wendy's Baconrapedyourmotherwhileyourlittlesisterwatched.

Squeamish

- 2012-05-09

Man, I could really go for a Baconrape right now.

SteamPoweredKleenex

- 2012-05-09

Obviously this is a secret sandwich only available to McGangbangstalkers.

Hay Belly

- 2012-05-09

Lets see if they try to sell us food, oh they did. Jokes on them!

THA SUGAH RAIN

- 2012-05-10

You want to pay the price of two meals for one stupid sandwich just so you can giggle at saying gangbang at a drive-thru? Have at it kids!

Senator_Unger

- 2012-05-09

"Morals have really gone down since my generation." Your generation was "segregation now, segregation forever" lady. Is that what you mean by "morals"?

Cena_mark - 2012-05-09

But the movies didn't have all that horrible profanity.

Meerkat

- 2012-05-09

Fucking shut up.

Meerkat - 2012-05-09

Better yet, McFuckingShutUp.

catpenis27

- 2012-05-09

"That is exactly what it contains: Two pieces of meat, and a hot and spicy piece of chicken." That's a Gangbang if I've ever seen one.

Adham Nu'man

- 2012-05-09

McDonalds did not return our call cause they were busy having hot, steamy, unprotected sex all day and all night long, in front of YOUR CHILDREN!

joelkazoo

- 2012-05-10

You're supposed to put the entire McChicken, condiments, bun and all, in the middle of the McDouble to make a proper McGangBang.

Also try the McSurf&Turf (aka McRoyalale, misspelling intentional), which consists of a McDouble, a McChicken patty, and a Filet-O-Fish square. Don't knock it till you try it!

Yes, I am fat.

Nikon

- 2012-05-10

That's nothing compared to what happens if the clerk enters the Konami Code on the register.

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