I can only hope that some day I will appear on television with the title "NAME OF SANDWICH REPULSIVE" or "BURGER IS AIMED AT TEENS" beneath my name.
Not once do they explain that McDonalds had nothing to do with the naming of the sandwich. The name comes from the people, the streets, the internet.
Holy shit, I'm going there for lunch. I'll let you know.
Oh god, it was delicious. Marketing ploy or not, that is one fuck of a tasty burger.... or I have taste buds that lower their standards when I loudly order a Mcgangbang in front of fat people with fat kids.
I'm not sure which.
OUR TOP STORY: HAMBURGER HAS FUNNY NAME.
I can only wonder what groundbreaking pieces of hard-hitting journalism were bumped to make room for this story.
PUPPY JUMPS MODERATELY HIGH
SCHOOLBUS PAINTED SLIGHTLY BRIGHTER SHADE OF YELLOW; RESIDENTS OUTRAGED
THIS PAPERCLIP WE FOUND SMELLS KIND OF FUNNY.
LOCAL MAGIC THE GATHERING CHAMPION: "DON'T CALL ME A HERO."
BREAKING TRAFFIC UPDATE: ALL IS WELL
PUPPY JUMPS MODERATELY HIGH: A RETROSPECTIVE
ENTIRE STATE OF WEST VIRGINA DESTROYED IN A NUCLEAR FIREBALL
LOCALS CELEBRATE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF RUGRATS
ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR GRAPEFRUIT? A NINE-PART REPORT
Just, just take them.
No, leave the albums, I SAID LEAVE THE ALBUMS!
Fine, at least leave me Night Moves.....
(Weeps a frenzy of weeps. proceeds to go on a hateful, apartment-destroying bender, all set against the heartland stylings of Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band.)
Such a cheap marketing grab, trying to compete with the BK Genocide, or the Wendy's Baconrapedyourmotherwhileyourlittlesisterwatched.
Obviously this is a secret sandwich only available to McGangbangstalkers.
|Hay Belly |
Lets see if they try to sell us food, oh they did. Jokes on them!
"Morals have really gone down since my generation." Your generation was "segregation now, segregation forever" lady. Is that what you mean by "morals"?
But the movies didn't have all that horrible profanity.
Fucking shut up.
Better yet, McFuckingShutUp.
"That is exactly what it contains: Two pieces of meat, and a hot and spicy piece of chicken." That's a Gangbang if I've ever seen one.
|Adham Nu'man |
McDonalds did not return our call cause they were busy having hot, steamy, unprotected sex all day and all night long, in front of YOUR CHILDREN!
You're supposed to put the entire McChicken, condiments, bun and all, in the middle of the McDouble to make a proper McGangBang.
Also try the McSurf&Turf (aka McRoyalale, misspelling intentional), which consists of a McDouble, a McChicken patty, and a Filet-O-Fish square. Don't knock it till you try it!
Yes, I am fat.
That's nothing compared to what happens if the clerk enters the Konami Code on the register.
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