memedumpster      Low and hilarious.
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Caminante Nocturno      This is so offensive.
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Mother Lumper      One day our reptilian overlords will skip the middleman and present the cartoon characters themselves as the nominees.
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The Mothership      chimichangas and landscaping.
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dead_cat For a second I thought it said CNN, and I was not the least bit surprised by the purported story.
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Maggot Brain     Man, this sucks. The guys at The Onion are racist.
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Jet Bin Fever      Romney Campaign Says Paco Born In Iowa City, IA.
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The Townleybomb      ...very sexy....
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dek863      Black Moose.
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chumbucket      Oh. My. God.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      Global Election Headquarters
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White Trash Party      I'm seriously dying. Everything about this is amazing.
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Sudan no1      http://literallyunbelievable.org/post/22586158571/how-clueless
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RockBolt      S.S. Vice
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SteamPoweredKleenex      Not from the Onion, but it's hard to tell. Here's Mitt picketing in support of Stanford administration against some sit-in protestors in the 60's.
http://www.whosay.com/pattonoswalt/photos/171213
I'm sure Mitt will apologize "if anyone was offended" or whatever.
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Xenocide      Social conservatives later turned on Paco when it turned out he was the product of a homosexual tryst between two of the Three Cabarellos (Donald just watched.)
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